if you ever get pulled over for speeding...

A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.Officer: The car is stolen?Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?Driver: Yes, mate.Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?Driver: Sure. Here it is.It was valid.Captain: Who's car is this?Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.Driver: No problem.Boot is opened; no body.Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.